Dumbass Idiot Hedgehog

How a fat angry eggshaped man describes the blue blur himself

"I'll get that Dumbass Idiot Hedgehog next time" - Baldy Mcnosehair

by Skootnix August 12, 2022

Dumbass dave

A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.

Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.

*blood splatters*

Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”

Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.

by Bawston69 August 04, 2019

Alexander Dumbass

The guy who wrote the count of Monte Crisco

Person 1: "The Count of Monte Crisco."
Person 2: "That says Cristo you dumb-shit."
Person 2: "...By...'Alexander Dumbass'"

by JustSomeDeerBoi November 18, 2022

dumbass fuck

Mainly teenage boys who collect nudes from other girls and watch porn for a living. They think they are top shit but the truth is they ain't and everyone hates them.

look at the boy over there...he is a dumbass fuck

by 12345677282818188181 October 04, 2016

dumbass hoe lookin ass

a person that looks like a dumbass hoe.

get yo dumbass hoe lookin ass over here before i eat yo ass, no homo tho.

by The schleeper February 06, 2018

Official Dumbass Sash

A term referring to a metaphorical ribbon that is worn by somebody stupid.

"Yeah, Brian has been acting really stupid lately. He has really earned the official dumbass sash."

by bombdoorsopen October 24, 2023

Codependent dumbass

A sex act where one partner gives a foot massage whilst the receiver messages their ex and masturbates.

Man, last night we did the codependent dumbass and cried ourselves to sleep.

by StareIntoTheVoid March 19, 2017