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dumb bitchery

Used to describe the state of a woman who makes a statement that is intrinsically and provably idiotic. The statement aside from being false, is usually irrational and at times seemingly to their own detriment. It does not necessarily mean that said woman is stupid, as even women with a track record of being intelligent can fall victim to a moment of dumb bitchery.
"Pamela in accounting just said that we should give our enemies weapons to show that we love them...Is she insane!?"

"Relax Frank, just ignore her, it's just some dumb bitchery afoot. Let her talk until she tires herself out."
dumb bitchery by justintaim May 21, 2026
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dumbitchery 

A form of gender polarization affecting mostly females, that conversely has adverse effects on males
Janet told Ron he couldn't watch the game with his buddies. This was the last straw for Ron, however, as he was not going to tolerate any more dumbitchery.
dumbitchery by Ovrfltr May 8, 2021

dumbbitchery 

it's like sorcery, but only dumb bitches can use it.
Wow, I'm appalled by the amount of dumbbitchery from this chick. She is truly a master of her craft.
dumbbitchery by JBlazeJMH July 25, 2010
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