A meeting of a group of guys to discuss the downfalls of one of the men. This usually involves a group of guys who feel slighted at their friend's recent activities. This meeting is designed to change the course of the man's behavior and place him once again in his friends' good graces.
This may occur when a guy has been spending all his time with his girlfriend and ignoring the guys. Also, bad choice in girlfriend, clothing choices, and many other practices that men feel need to be discussed can fall under the dudevention
A conversation with other guys talking about topics like love life, relationships, and hook ups. This is not a gay circle it is straight guys talking about girls. Girls can be included in dudeversations if you want.
J : Dude we need go talk
B: Fine lets go and have a dudeversation
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.