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I don’t like guys buy I like dicks dtms?
DTMS by Machariri July 17, 2018
Down to make sandwiches, the sole purpose for women being on this earth.

I wish more girls were dtms
Nick: "Dude, Sarah's sooooo dank!"

George: "Yeah dude, and she's totally dtms..."

Nick: "Siiiiiiiick!!!!"
dtms by Lozza7 March 31, 2010
Brooklyne: DTMS

Sister: Cool story bro

Brooklyne: Wow, you took that from me aswell

Sister: Cool beans

Brooklyne: DTMS
DTMS by annoyed-sister March 26, 2011
Don't Take Me Seriously.

A better way to indicate sarcasm, because the smiley face is lame. :)
Oh, I'm sure that Dick Cheney had nothing but the citizens best interests always in mind. DTMS
DTMS by azventus October 30, 2009
This is when someone wears out the phrase, "Does that make sense?" and they have no clue what they are talking about..
Tep: Hey uh so Does that make sense?.. and uh Does that make sense?

Guy1: No it doesn't make any fuckin sense but I dont want to listen to you say DTMS one more time..
DTMS by liltep October 15, 2010
Don't touch my stuff.
Yeah, Yeah,, I get it, we're newlyweds now, but DTMS!
dtms by 66tornadoes December 11, 2016