dryvro 

Dryvro is a shit instagram meme page with 85.3k followers. He has probably spent $50k on promos and has gained like 10 followers of them cause his content is so bad.
Dryvro is also a socially awkward weeb who sits in a basement watching hentai and scrolling 4chan 24/7. His recent health check revealed he weighs 450 pounds and has an artery block the size of a football because his diet of only chicken nuggets.

Person 1: Hey you don't follow dryvro do you?
Person 2: No why the fuck would i do that. His memes are dead and irrelevant.
Person 1: Exactly, imagine spending $50K on promos and only gaining 10 followers.

dryvro by Triplined April 24, 2019

Dryron 

To use a little water and a hairdryer to do the job of an iron, for lack of time to actually iron the shirt. First, while wearing the shirt, you get your hands wet and wipe them on the offending wrinkles. Then you use the hair dryer to blow the shirt dry, resulting in a somewhat wrinkle free shirt.

“Dude, I was feeling like crap and couldn’t get out of bed this morning. I was running so late I had do Dryron my shirt…how’s it look?”

Dryron by Kayneo January 10, 2009

Dryron 

To use a little water and a hairdryer to do the job of an iron, for lack of time to actually iron the shirt. First, while wearing the shirt, you get your hands wet and wipe them on the offending wrinkles. Then you use the hair dryer to blow the shirt dry, resulting in a somewhat wrinkle free shirt.

“Dude, I was feeling like crap and couldn’t get out of bed this morning. I was running so late I had do Dryron my shirt…how’s it look?”

Dryron by Kayneo January 10, 2009

Dryron 

To use a little water and a hairdryer to do the job of an iron, for lack of time to actually iron the shirt. First, while wearing the shirt, you get your hands wet and wipe them on the offending wrinkles. Then you use the hair dryer to blow the shirt dry, resulting in a somewhat wrinkle free shirt.

“Dude, I was feeling like crap and couldn’t get out of bed this morning. I was running so late I had to dryron my shirt…how’s it look?”

Dryron by Kayneo January 25, 2008

Drybrows 

n. Eyebrows that are chapped and red from dyness

"That homeless guy needs to moisturize his drybrows."

Drybrows by Marqck February 12, 2006

dryrobe wanker 

The dryrobe wanker (DRW) title is attributed to an individual who dons a dryrobe to project an image that they might partake in water sport related hobbies such as open water swimming, triathlon or paddling boarding. The unfortunate reality is in the majority of cases these caped crusaders live in land locked counties miles from a significant body of open water, and are more likely to be perusing the weekly deals in middle of Lidl. The predominant use for these quilted changing robes are more often than not either childcare related, or walking for their dog in it's colour matched dryrobe jacket. DRW evangelists ensure they conform to the pre-requisite outfit of beanie hat, DR and Crocs (usually in sport mode), with the ultra committed sporting a Volkswagen T series van with Dryrobe seatcovers. The less overt DRW is likely to favour the urban camo design to fly under the radar in public.

"Look Shazney, there's a pair of pink crocs walking themselves into Lidl '"

"Holy shit Carmel, look closer, that's one of them dryrobe wanker in a camo cape, owners gone into full predator mode"

dryrobe wanker by Gordon is a moron December 2, 2024