Tumble dryers

A word for my fists when a butch comes rude to me and my friends and acts like I won’t do shit . These tumble dryers are bisexual , and they’re coming for everyone !

“Don’t make me pull out the tumble dryers !”

Tumble dryers by Lickmylollipoprealgood December 17, 2021

Dyers Eve 

The 9th Song Of The Album And Justice For All...
Produced By Metallica.

Dyers Eve.
Dear Mother, Dear Father..
What Is This Hell You Have Put Me Through .
Believer, Deciever...
Day In Day Out, Live My Life Through You.
Pushed On To Me Whats Wrong Or Right Hidden From This Thing That They Call
LIFE.!

Dyers Eve by Chr. i.s. J. Arroyo. August 21, 2010

Dryergasm 

When your dryer gets so horny with its large load that it orgasms, banging on the wall and groaning loud enough to wake the neighbors. Quick Solution: it needs to be turned off then on again.

Hang on a second, I'm having a dryergasm.

Dryergasm by L o p January 27, 2011

under the Dryer 

The area of the Beauty Salon where all the juicy gossip takes place. Similar to 'at the water fountain'...

I didn't see the Harry-Megan interview Sunday, but I'm getting my hair done this weekend, so I'm sure I'll hear about it while "under the Dryer*!

under the Dryer by talk2me-JCH2 March 14, 2021

blow dryer poopie 

Blow dryer poopie, often referred to as BDP, is the act of using a common hair dryer for heat while pooping. BDPs are most common during the winter months when the toilet seat is especially cold.

I didn't want to my blow dryer poopie to end but my legs started getting numb.

I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.

blow dryer poopie by Gajapidi March 18, 2014

Dryer Baby 

The phenomenon resulting from a freak accident of nature when the fertilization of a human egg occurs outside of the human body when introduced to human sperm during the laundering process. The washing process acts as the medium introducing the egg and sperm to the broth of human nutrients and residue trapped in the fiber of the clothes. Once the miraculous conception has occurred the broth acts as a yoke of sorts encasing and feeding the embryo giving it the nutrients to develop. When placed in the dryer, warmth combined with the moisture encourage embryonic cell division resulting in a dryer baby

Man I am washing a pair of my boxers with a batch of my girlfriend's clothes, and I just hope we don't have a dryer baby when all is said and done.

Dryer Baby by Professor Hobbs December 4, 2010

Dryer pickle 

When a dumbass poops in someone's sock and then throws it into a full clothes dryer load, causing the entire load to smell like S**T!!

All my laundry smells like poop!!! Steve must have dryer pickled my clothes!!!

Dryer pickle by DeadSext March 1, 2010