drunken slut

the slut who crashes the party your boyfriend's at, clings to him the entire night, insisting on being beer pong partners with him every single round and then crawls into bed next to him at the end of the night after he's already fallen asleep.

most girls in your high school are drunken sluts, mainly the ones that have the least amount of respect for themselves and the highest number of sleeping partners. usually very insecure and clingy.

did you see those pictures of sally at that party with mary's boyfriend? mary's boyfriend wanted nothing to do with that drunken slut!

drunken slut by AsDfGhJkLuuyt November 2, 2009

Get merch

Get the drunken slut mug.

See more merch

drunken slut bag

If you are out drinking, the overnight bag you keep in your car in case you spend the night at somebody's house. Guys refer to this as a gym bag

In addition to a fresh change of clothes, a good drunken slut bag also has Visine eyedrops, aspirin, and a great mouthwash.

drunken slut bag by $Jo$ December 26, 2007

Get merch

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

Get merch

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

Get merch

fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

Get merch

Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

Get merch

Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

Get merch