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drunken fool 

The person of the party who always ends up doing the dumb things. Hits on people who dont want to be hit on etc.
Dirty Bandit says "Erica, I miss you!"
Monica says "My name is Monica."

later that night

Dirty Bandit exclaims to everyone else that "Monica was not fat, if anything she was more retarded then fat. She was more retarded then fat okay guys."

Us "God, what a drunken fool"
drunken fool by Big Country Tim October 15, 2008
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drunken fool 

someone who is intoxicated to the point of no return. consistantly making an ass of out him/herself. random hook-ups and drunk dailing/texting often occur.
girls named but not limited to, Candace and Ashley. "candace, you are a drunken fool."

Having sex with your brothers friends.


Having sex in a bands van when boyfriend is watching.
drunken fool by Rensayys January 14, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026