drunken cobra Share definition Flag n. any inanimate thing (usually a vehicle) that sways and weaves more than it should, thus causing a safety hazard. That semi-truck is all over the road like a drunken cobra. drunken cobra by Sonya H. July 24, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the drunken cobra mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch