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Drunk and Horny 

to be wasted obviously and then wanna fuck like crazy drunk sex is the best! be careful use some condoms.
dude, i was so drunk and horny i was urning to poke that bitch all night long.

Horny Drunk 

When a usually straight laced person becomes horny when drunk and hooks up with lots of guys/girls at a party. Opposed to being a "Slut". Being a "Horny Drunk" implies that you are not like that all the time.
Mary isn't a slut, she's just a horny drunk!
Horny Drunk by conchowino February 23, 2009

Drunk and Horny 

What I am right now.
Drunk and Horny by Peter North November 25, 2003

Drunk and Horny 

What Steven is every time he drinks.....
Steven is always drunk and horny
Drunk and Horny by Pinon December 28, 2007

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026