To procrastinate in epic proportions, so much so that the words "procrastinate", "dragging ass", or any other English word currently in existence could not sufficiently describe the epicness of your dragasstination.
You dragasstinate on taking out the garbage until the watermelon seeds start to take root in the coffee grounds.
Snoring is your version of the rhythm method.
You finally remember to tell your kid Santa doesn't exist, but only because he wants a car for Christmas now that he's got his driver's license.
A badass Moldovian with a big ego and an even bigger heart. Works well under pressure and is very talented in the kitchen... as well as other rooms in the house ;) Derives from the word Love in Moldova
Two vehicles next to each other going the same speed, below the speed limit and getting slower. Typically found in front of your vehicle when you are running late.