by Kwalazin September 6, 2009
What society thinks he was: A beloved children's author
What he really was: A fucking asshole who disliked children and drove his wife to suicide when she became very sick with cancer.
What he really was: A fucking asshole who disliked children and drove his wife to suicide when she became very sick with cancer.
by Someone who kinda exists August 11, 2021
feigned slip of the tongue, used to introduce people with doctorates who you, personally, don't rate.
Harvey: Norman, I'd like you to meet my esteemed colleague, Dr. Suess - I mean - Dr. Losifer.
Norman: I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you Dr. Losifer.
Dr. Losifer: Norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. Anyway Norman, just call me Phil. How do YOU spell Dr. Seuss?
Norman: I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you Dr. Losifer.
Dr. Losifer: Norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. Anyway Norman, just call me Phil. How do YOU spell Dr. Seuss?
by Guru Voodoo October 17, 2010
The equivilent of a Double Suck, hints: the first letters of the words. One girl is confronted by two dicks, in which she is then conned, forced, asked to, or any other form of force; to suck on them both simultaneously.
After hiding in the closet for several minutes, Jimmy joined me on the bed and we performed a Dr. Suess on Jackie in which she shoved both of our cocks into her mouth.
by T-Gor May 12, 2008
A bitch ass nigga who likes to pretend to be tight. or a rapper who's a punk ass and and rhymes like a little bitch
by Chris " Tha Nigga" Reyes September 30, 2006
Dr Suess is...
an american man
who writes books with one hand
and can make anything
ryhme with a ting!
an american man
who writes books with one hand
and can make anything
ryhme with a ting!
by geoffrey's hangin out with his wang out November 5, 2006
by Sweeyo October 25, 2015