2 definitions by Gladnottobeone

flatlander

A person from a lower elevation in the state of Pennsylvania who delights in visiting (or worse - moving to) higher elevations and ruining the culture, typically in the northcentral part of the state.

Flatlanders think that they can move to the hills, have babies, and the babies are therefore not flatlanders. If a cat crawls into your oven and has a litter, are the offspring cookies?

Go back to Philadelphia, you fucking flatlander.

by Gladnottobeone April 1, 2004

downstate

A place in Pennsylvania from which asshole flatlanders move to places in the higher elevations to fuck them up, too.

Go back downstate where you came from, you fucking flatlander!

by Gladnottobeone April 1, 2004