Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.

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let me break it down for you mark by collegegrappler December 24, 2023

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You down for that?

A phrase commonly used in the 90's to ask if you're excited to do something.

Daniel: Our time for Dota is coming up. You down for that?
Vlad: Abso-fucking-lutely!

You down for that? by DDSavage May 28, 2017

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You Down for some Dong?

Its that question you pop when you know she's the one

The one who will stand beside you during the good times or bad, happy or sad

You see this beautiful girl walking by.. your eyes meet hers.. You're in love....
you then pop the question: "You Down for some Dong?"

Girl replies: Fuck yea!! me likey some Dong ASAP!!!

You Down for some Dong? by Cacksman February 24, 2011

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