the almighty one. dowe is all that is magestic in the world. he is our master, we must all bow down to his holiness. take every aweomse thing you know, multiply it by badass, add in some wonder and awe and is is the equivilent to DOWE. No one can compete. He is a god.
by dougie4269 November 26, 2010
Get the dowe mug.Johnathan Dowe does not exist. He never has existed. If you know of anyone named Johnathan Dowe, please report to your local Anomalous Entity Containment Center and Anomalous Entity Encounter Rehabilitation Facility.
Anomalous Entity #08375: Johnathan Dowe (JD8375)
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)
RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)
RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."
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A fully basted turkey in between two large pizzas.
A hyperbole used to describe what your fat friend eats.
A hyperbole used to describe what your fat friend eats.
by koolaidmatt December 21, 2010
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Patient “I don’t know what it is doctor. I keep waking up with with a huge erection and gastric pain.”
Doctor; “Hmm interesting. When was your last dowel movement?”
Doctor; “Hmm interesting. When was your last dowel movement?”
by Travesty October 8, 2021
Get the Dowel Movement mug.Dower is a term or phrase used to depict a certain individual of immense intelligence and downright judicious. The vast majority of Dowers would normally hold a degree at PhD level while however, it has been renowned that all Dowers possess at least a masters degree. Dowers tend to be of conscientious nature and are predominantly independent. Whenever Dowers find themselves in complex situations, their motivation is inspiring and luminous, when in quest of justice. A Dower’s articulated skills are so coherent to the highest point that it surpasses the average individual’s capacity level of logical thinking. Most people are envious of a Dower while at the same time are infatuated with a Dower’s clarity. The definition of Dower is exemplified below in direct speech.
‘What a “Dower”, how did you decipher that enigma?’
‘I believe in the superiority Dowerness of the “Dower” race’
‘That “Dower” got another 2.1 degree’
‘I believe in the superiority Dowerness of the “Dower” race’
‘That “Dower” got another 2.1 degree’
by J_Charles January 17, 2015
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