dousch bag 

1. A bag for vaginal discharge at the end of the day

2. A complete fag

3. Something you jokingly call your friend when he/she is being retarded

1. "Hey Sally, can you help me find my dousch bag, some moron at that fourgy we had last night threw it somewhere..."

2. "Man, that guy in those fugly leather pants that tried to dance up on me at the club last night was a total dousche bag."

3. "Hey dousch bag, your cutting those carrots all wrong!!"

dousch bag by Franscine the bitch October 20, 2006

dousch bag 

a bag for vaginal discharge after a heavy night

hey cindy can u pass my dousch bag hunny

dousch bag by fozzy wozzy October 6, 2006

dousch bag 

A person of low demeanor and high levels of inappropriateness, thats a dousch bag.

Men who wear pony-tails through the hole in a baseball cap, Usually from Sri-Lanka, Like a porn director. dousch bag

dousch bag by YoMUm March 13, 2008

dousch bag 

A stupid dumb probably gay person who doesnt do what you want them to do and is annoying sometimes

Carl you dousch bag get those cheetos now! i wont tell you again!

dousch bag by yoman June 3, 2006

dousch baggins 

Anyone who is a friend, that is often made fun of, but not in a hateful way... basically they are said to be part dildo, part doush bag, and part bilbo baggins from lord of the rings...

The great Brandon Lowry was the first person to be referred to as the "dousch baggins"... His nickname will live on in infamy as the greatest dousch baggins of all time...

dousch baggins by D-rek Diggler February 16, 2008

Douch Bag 

A complete waste of space, a disgrace. A low quality of being. To pull a Brick.

That kid is such a Douch Bag for farting on the trail the whole time.

Douch Bag by Baldassare Cossa May 2, 2009

douch bag 

A stupid asshole concerned with stupid shit, hense douch bag. Someone who is so concerned with themselves, so much so, that they don't see they don't just undermine everyone else, but themselves as well.

That douch bag at the club with all the bling around his neck and sporting the newest fad kept making creepy passes all night. He does not see the girls all left and he screwed all the other guys’ including himself.

That slutty girl at the club has two kids and a husband at home and would rather shake her ass, what a douch bag. She does not see her kids will grow up to hate her and her husband will eventually leave her.

A douch bag professional athlete snubs and/or insults fans. He does not see that he is screwing over his fellow athletes, his fans, and eventually himself.

A successful business man fusses over his car, his suit, clothes, house, and/or jewellery. The doch bag cares nothing for his children, his wife, his community, or people at work. Then he has the balls to complain his wife cheats, his kids are losers, his car continually gets vandalized, and everyone at work is trying to get him fired.

douch bag by stellarstyle September 3, 2010