douche-biscuit

1.One who has a severe absence of intelligence
2.One who's skull reads: "space for rent"

Man, that guy is such a douche-biscuit!

by Zero The Hero June 09, 2005

douche biscuit

A douche of tremendous proportions.

Chris: wow did you see that kid trip that old lady, what a douche
Julian: no man hes beyond that, hes a douche biscuit

by toastboy55 August 01, 2006

douche biscuit

(of my own invention) A deregatory term used to refer to a male (or females in some cases) that are acting like utter jackasses. This term is supposed to make the person reflect on their decisions. (closely related to douchenozzle)

wow bro, this dude is being such a douche biscuit.

by Joseph and Josh Zeneli January 14, 2017