douche-biscuit 

1.One who has a severe absence of intelligence
2.One who's skull reads: "space for rent"

Man, that guy is such a douche-biscuit!

douche-biscuit by Zero The Hero June 24, 2005

douche biscuit 

A douche of tremendous proportions.

Chris: wow did you see that kid trip that old lady, what a douche
Julian: no man hes beyond that, hes a douche biscuit

douche biscuit by toastboy55 July 31, 2006

douche biscuit 

(of my own invention) A deregatory term used to refer to a male (or females in some cases) that are acting like utter jackasses. This term is supposed to make the person reflect on their decisions. (closely related to douchenozzle)

wow bro, this dude is being such a douche biscuit.

douche biscuit by Joseph and Josh Zeneli January 13, 2017