Douche Rocket

Someone who exceeds every definition of douchebag that their own douchie-ness has propelled them into outer space via a rocket engine.

Tommy shows up at every wedding reception just to get free food and drink. Even when he's not invited. What a DOUCHE ROCKET.

by Cabbage Fartz August 3, 2009

The ultimate level of being a douche. Usually in reference to someone that you find really annoying and/or incompetent.

What is the deal with Andy, he is being such a Douche Rocket with these retarded projects.

by The Michalenko January 30, 2009

douche rocket

Justin is such a douche rocket.

Being a total asshole without any disreguard

John: man, this customer was really mean

Ash: Was he a douche rocket?

John: yea