douche rocket

A word to describe an asshole or more commonly, a douche. There are 5 rungs of the douche hierarchy: asshole, douche, douche bag, douche nozzle and right at the top, (displaying unfettered amounts of douche), douche rocket.When someone is so douchey they can no longer be described as a douche nozzle, the big guns are brought out and douche rocket is used.

"Abe you douche rocket!!"

by mwoo September 08, 2008

douche rocket

someone who exceeds the rating of douche bag by such a phenomenal level that they must have been launched into douchebaggedness by some form of highly flammable fuel

QJAY was such a douche rocket, he paid home depot to install his mini blinds

by t/c May 05, 2008

douche rocket

Someone who is a major douche bag.

Justin is such a douche rocket.

by it_was_a_friday_night December 16, 2007

Douche Rocket

A person who’s douchery has no limits.

Tad said he’s gonna get a neck tattoo of some crow wings, what a fucking douche rocket.

by B.B. Mc Snatchincrack July 04, 2018

Douche Rocket

Someone with over extrodinary "douchy" or dumb traits...or for someone that said a dumb remark...almost always used as an insult.

Shut up douche rocket! or Quit being such a douche Rocket

by Sterhelio July 27, 2004

douch rocket

A person who flys around the universe being a gaint douch.

You are a douch rocket.

by SPS November 19, 2004

douche-rocket

One who is so full of douche, that the pressure of it escaping literally propels him/her.

d00d, she's a total douche-rocket.

by idgaflol December 05, 2007