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Double Bird Strike 

When having intercourse with a female, doggie style, the male flaps his arms, caws vigorously in a bird-like fashion, proceeds to break hand flap and deliver single hand strike to right buttock, followed by equivocal strike to left buttock. Upon completion, male disengages, announcing "DOUBLE BIRD STRIKE!" Shortly thereafter, male climaxes upon the female's posterior, exclaiming "SPLASH DOWN."
"Dude, I double bird struck the shit out of that chick..."

Double Bird Strike

double bird strike 

Aviation term for when a bird flies into two engines of a jet plane, or else, when two birds fly into one engine.
Passengers landed safely on the Hudson on January 15, 2009, despite the fact that there was a double bird strike on the airplane

Double Striper

A weight gradient used in elementary level football teams in Minnesota. The majority of kids are no stripers meaning they can handle and run the ball. Single stripers can only run the ball when they get possession by accident (example: interception or fumble). If the ball comes into possession of a double striper the play is immediately dead as a precautionary step for the safety of the non-rotund players.
Brett was a double striper. Through the help of true friends Ben and Jerry, he will regain that title.
Double Striper by taekwondogirl09 October 5, 2009

Double Stroke Negative 

When someone makes a statement that is so blatantly false this is the reply to let them know.
Friend: Hey that chick over there is smokin you need to go hit that up.

Me: That’s a double stroke negative. She already got action from the entire crew.

Double Reverse Stroke 

When a male places their hand in the opposite direction to master bait!
Neil was laying down on the couch, while watching porn to do the double reverse stroke.

doublestrokes 

When a girl grabs a penis and jerks it with both hands.
Michelle is so hot when she doublestrokes me.
doublestrokes by MBstyle January 24, 2019