double platinum

having sex more than 20 times in a consecutive 3 day period of time with one person.
warning: it will make you sore.

person 1: man i'm so exhausted. i just went double platinum this past weekend.
person 2: wow. thats harder than the boston marathon!
person 1: oh yeah. i'm going to get some sesame chicken now.

double platinum by jmoney$la November 1, 2007

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Double platinum with no features

When j cole stans remind you that 2014 forest hill drive went double platinum with no features to make j cole look better.

Person 1: Kendrick is better then cole, period
J cole stan: But j cole went double platinum with no features
Everyone: stfu

Double platinum with no features by STL446 June 12, 2023

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double platinum cush

Double platinum Cush is the most fantastic marijuana I have ever put in my bong

I was stoned off my ass after I had some double platinum Cush man...

double platinum cush by Therealbojangles February 21, 2014

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kiss double platinum

joe hartlages pride and joy

joe comes outside and says, "i got kiss double platinum"

kiss double platinum by reno April 13, 2005

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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