double flush 

The technique of washing your arse after having a shit and not having any other way to clean your arse. the double flush is done by flushing the toilet, cupping your hand and cleaning your arse with the flush water.

Maj: Theres no toilet paper and I need a shit.

Kamy: Just do the double flush, intit.

Zed: Whats this double flush business?...Im hungry.

Kamy: You know, double flush it, intit. Put your hand under the water and clean it! Intit!

double flush by Flushed February 1, 2013

Double Flush 

The act of flushing the toilet a second time because the first flush did not evacuate all the poo/vomit and tp.

After eating Taco Bell last night my first crap this morning required a double flush.

Double Flush by Lumpy76 December 12, 2005

double flush 

when you poop in the toilet and you flush it and look back and there is still some poop there or skid marks, you give it another flush and its all gone

Man, i took such a huge poop the other day i had to double flush that sucker.

double flush by Cortizz April 25, 2008

double flush 

To double flush (verb). Used to describe the necessity to flush a toilet twice when a fecal explusion from the body is exceptional in terms of quantity (i.e., pure mass) and/or quality (i.e., lettuce).

Mother: "Boy were you ever in the bathroom a long time."
Son: "I think that was the biggest crap in my life. It was so big I had to double flush."

double flush by Filibustered January 13, 2011

double flush shit 

when you take such a big shit you have to flush before you wipe and then after you wipe so the toilet doesn't get clogged

daniel-"you were in there for a long time"
connor-"yeah man it was a double flush shit"

double flush shit by Big Red Bear 16 November 30, 2009

Double Flush By Proxy 

Having to flush twice because of somebody else's sticky turd refusing to evacuate the bowl

I immediately followed her in to the toilet hoping to enjoy a warmed seat. However, she had left a floater behind. I was turtle-necking and the bomb doors were almost open so I quickly fired one out on to hers.
After flushing once all of mine had retreated down the pipe but her stubborn floater still remained so I had to double flush by proxy

Double Flush By Proxy by JayNW December 17, 2008

double-flusher 

When just one flush is not enough to get the job done!

Dude, it must have been that late night taco stand, I had a serious double-flusher this morning. I'm just sayin.......

double-flusher by p mammen August 23, 2011