double breakfast 

Two breakfasts, completely independent of each other, the second being eaten immediately after the first. Not to be confused with a large breakfast.

Steve: Phil, why do you have two separate plates with eggs and bacon on them?
Phil: I'm having a double breakfast, Steve.
Steve: So you're having an basically exceptionally large breakfast?
Phil: No. It's two separate breakfasts. Breakfast, period, breakfast.

double breakfast by Paul Neiland May 24, 2008

double breakfast 

An Italian way to express joy about something, usually not joyful things.

If Silvio Berlusconi dies I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.

If Silvio Berlusconi wakes up cold I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.

double breakfast by gingiacringia October 17, 2021