double windsor

A double windsor is the single most uniform knot you can tie. It's thick and says "I'm a strong independent man/woman" from distances of up to 50 yards. The perfect finishing touch to any power suit, it says: "I'm a badass motherfucker who don't take no for an answer. Now lets talk mergers."

He/she walked into the conference room, a freshly tied double windsor around their neck, and Chuck Norris himself gave into their demands, crying like a little baby.

by Uberwomansch October 10, 2011

double windsor

may or may not involve two or more people, may or may not involve a wooden ship or wiffle ball bat

dude i totally double windsored that chick last night

by Double Windsor October 27, 2010

Double Windsor

The application of a man wearing a dildo backwards achieving the the position of doggy style with two chicks at the same time.

I drove to Windsor Canada and picked up two strippers and fucked them both doggy style at the same time.

-at least one simultaneous ass slapping of the left check of both females at the same time completes the DOUBLE WINDSOR

by shabogan February 17, 2010

Double Windsor

The act of flipping an individual or a group off with both hands.

"That ass hole cut me off so I began steering with my knees so I could give him a Double Windsor"

by Double Windsory Bastard September 6, 2012

Double Windsor

After giving one a Cincinnati Bow Tie pinch off a large loaf half way into breathing hole, second half of loaf resembles designer neck tie

Hey Shiela did your room mate at the American Lung Society give you that lovely double windsor?

by gman2000 March 6, 2009