Cocksuker's Doormat

A thin shaved goatee and moustache.

John jizzed and covered Mark's Cocksuker's Doormat in spunk.

Cocksuker's Doormat by Lord of the Ring December 19, 2006

Slippery Doorman 

This shit mainly consists of seeman that would implanted in the anal canal the night before, the shit should appear as if glistening with a clear gloss, but do not affraid, it is just a large dose of ass swallowed cum

Hot girl says " oh michael kennedy made me have to do a slippery doorman, why does he have to have such a high cum load"

Slippery Doorman by coyney September 26, 2011

Doormat Syndrome 

The act of trying to please anyone, or everyone you can.
Sometimes relating only to one person, or multiple people.

"Hey man, Jake has doormat syndrome so bad, he's always trying to please someone."

"Ya I know, its sad sometimes, I wonder what he'd do for me?"

Doormat Syndrome by Narofsky October 1, 2008

Dorman High School 

Dorman High School is in Roebuck SC and serves 9-12th grade students and is part of Spartanburg County School District #6.

Dorman High School sucks

Dorman High School by LuhTrucky August 21, 2023

Seth Dorman 

A fat kid with a Triple chin. Seth Dorman also won't shut the fuck up about the most childish things. They usually look like a troll with a wig on singing black music, while smoking a huge hookah filled with crack.

Did you see that Seth Dorman? He smelt like fried rice. He also takes Alaskan pipelines in the ass.

Seth Dorman by vxy¨ July 23, 2011

soggy doormat 

When a lady doesn't shave her lady garden so it becomes bushy or doormat like and a man pulls out and spaffs on it.

Pulled a bird last week and gave her a right soggy doormat, pull out game is strong.

soggy doormat by Shaven demon October 6, 2019

Swedish Doormat 

When a man rubs the cum off his penis on a woman's pubes, before going back to intercourse.

Friend 1: Have you tried some new moves in the bedroom?
Friend 2: Yeah, I gave my girl a Swedish Doormat.

Swedish Doormat by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017