by gagggs7 February 19, 2009
A bowel movement that is evacuated with such force that it his the bottom of the bowl and splashes water up against your baskside.
by creedmoor October 14, 2004
1) Since Rose moved in with her boyfriend, she’s been doody-free.
2) Sydney took one look at the communal bathroom in the dorm and has been doody-free since.
2) Sydney took one look at the communal bathroom in the dorm and has been doody-free since.
by Koumba July 28, 2018
"Hang on guys, I'm just gonna leave the lobby for a couple minutes, I'm feeling the Call of Doody, if you know what I'm saying"
by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 30, 2015
Farts that are caused by and are precursors to large doodies.
Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.
They usually smell like the danger ahead.
Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.
They usually smell like the danger ahead.
"Oh dude, that fart smells like shit, gross"
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."
by nofx9019 December 2, 2009
by crickety April 6, 2010
A child's phrase for shit, caca, feces, crap, dung or turd. Most often used as a noun but also can be used as a verb. It's a friendly, happy phrase, the kind of phrase you'd like to see in a presidential State of the Union address or in a prospectus from another Federal bailout-sucking huge corporation of fat-assed mendacious bastards.
Mommy-mere, I just made a HUGE, honkin' cocky doody, arent' you prouda me?
Listen here, Hoss, I'm a gonna cocky doody on you if'n you don't shut your face!
Mah felluh Ammurkins, I come before ya to make a cocky doody on the economy, which already is a cocky doody.
Listen here, Hoss, I'm a gonna cocky doody on you if'n you don't shut your face!
Mah felluh Ammurkins, I come before ya to make a cocky doody on the economy, which already is a cocky doody.
by Kandy the Embezzler June 30, 2009