doo diligence

The act of going to another floor of your place of employment to relieve your bowels of excrement.

Brent had a mega lunch and decided to go to the third floor to do his doo diligence.

by beardedglory May 8, 2014

Doo-doo Diligence

When you take a huge dump at someone else’s house and you ensure it goes down after your flush, following up by politely spraying air freshener and closing the door to prevent the spread of your shit stink.

After I dropped a huge deuce at Kristi’s house, I did my doo-doo diligence and tried to mask the stench.

by Robin Hoodlum July 1, 2018