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donut fucker 

An insult used to describe someone who's wasting your time, synonymous with 'wanker'. Good term to describe asshole police officers.
"I hate it when telemarketers keep on bothering us with their bullshit. fucking donut fuckers"

donut fucker by asshole12345671 March 13, 2009

donut fucker 

A prank where a male slides his penis through the hole in a donut, then runs around his office asking if anyone wants a bite of his donut.
SALLY: I wonder where Bob is?
TOM: I think he went in the kitchen.
BOB: Does anyone want a bite of my donut?
SALLY: Oh, Bob, you're such a cutie.
TOM: I can't believe I fell for the old "Donut Fucker"
donut fucker by To- dawg October 5, 2006

donut fucked 

When you're getting a Donut from Dunkin before closing time and the guy gives you six for the price of one. Afterwards, he makes this welcomed generosity awkward by calling you sweetie pie. You've just been donut fucked.
"I stopped by Dunkin on the way home and the guy in the window donut fucked the shit out of me"
donut fucked by Assburglar March 17, 2017

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026