donut fucker

police officer

Hey, you better slow down; there's a donut fucker parked behind that billboard.

by Tommy Ticketmaster March 2, 2009

donut fucker

An insult used to describe someone who's wasting your time, synonymous with 'wanker'. Good term to describe asshole police officers.

"I hate it when telemarketers keep on bothering us with their bullshit. fucking donut fuckers"

by asshole12345671 March 13, 2009

donut fucker

A prank where a male slides his penis through the hole in a donut, then runs around his office asking if anyone wants a bite of his donut.

SALLY: I wonder where Bob is?
TOM: I think he went in the kitchen.
BOB: Does anyone want a bite of my donut?
SALLY: Oh, Bob, you're such a cutie.
TOM: I can't believe I fell for the old "Donut Fucker"

by To- dawg October 5, 2006

donut fucked

When you're getting a Donut from Dunkin before closing time and the guy gives you six for the price of one. Afterwards, he makes this welcomed generosity awkward by calling you sweetie pie. You've just been donut fucked.

"I stopped by Dunkin on the way home and the guy in the window donut fucked the shit out of me"

by Assburglar March 17, 2017