Self-loathing idiot that constantly self-immolates.
That dongswanger has no friends, but that's by his own doing.
by Nagromnaedhcrub February 6, 2017
Guy who likes to stand next to other people at public urinals. He will pick the urinal right next to you, even if others are open. Or if there's no one at the urinals, he'll pick the middle one in hopes someone will be forced to stand next to him.
by detectivedavidhoffman October 18, 2023