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dong sizer

An apparatus for measuring the size of one's dong. Actually, a repurposed pasta measurer. Available at finer beverage establishments in the La Crosse area.

Nason: I bet that guy has a tiny dong.

Steve: if only we had a dong sizer to be sure.

by Chester Pern July 01, 2011

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