dondle

dondle - noun or verb: -- a variant of dond, originally from the Guardian's Readers Recommend. From the Typographically Challenged "sedonded," via the English "Seconded."

"I just dropped in to dondle Ode To Billie Joe by Dusty Springfield"

by ejaydee August 18, 2008

dondle

v. the act of one male giving his straight, male friend a hand job as a favor.

Origin: a portmanteau of dude + fondle

Man, I haven't gotten laid in weeks, how about a dondle?
I'll go get my dondle mitt.

by Greg137 March 17, 2007

fondle your dondle

A term used when one male decides he wants to be more than just friends with his best bud who is also a boy, despite having a perfectly good gf who suffices 100%.

Antoine texted his friend Mathius that he really wanted to "fondle your dondle".

by Bleepbloop123 June 15, 2011

Dondling

The act of sexually molesting a canine.

Etymology: a portmanteau constructed from the words "dog" and "fondling".

"Five correctional officers were reprimanded for videotaping themselves dondling a K-9."

by Grogan Baglady November 03, 2009