dollarborne disease

Any disease that is usually transmitted via touching paper dollars or coins, and putting those hands in places on your body where they can get in, like a cut or other external cavities. Such diseases are The Common Cold, influenza, or E. coli.

My friend Mark's in the hospital from a dollarborne disease. He was diagnosed with E. coli.

Wash your hands after handling money, or you may be liable to contract a dollarborne disease.

Dollarborne diseases can spread almost as easily as airborne diseases these days.

by d4unit November 16, 2017