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doing an Ash 

Stealing, cheating,crashing on bikes, lying, asking for bowls of cereal upon entering someone's house and trying it on with girls that have boyfriends...
Example 1 of Doing an Ash

Bob: Hey Olly can I meet your girlfriend uptown today?

Olly: No stop being an Ash!

Example 2

Bob: Hey olly can have a bowl of cereal ?, and oh btw I met your girlfriend uptown even though I said I wouldn't.

Olly: :|

Mike: Man Bob jus properly triple Ash'd you there!
doing an Ash by wahgwanology May 19, 2009
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doing an ash 

The act of tasting your own semen after ejaculation for the benefit of your lady friend.

As depicted by the wise words of Ash himself "You can't expect someone else to eat it if you wouldn't"
I've ate loads of pineapple recently so I'm definitely doing an ash tonight
doing an ash by Jack Banton June 26, 2017

doing an ash 

1. pooing at parties

2. shouting at old ladies

(1 so called because it's as warm and smelly as a hot pile of ash)
(2 so called because of the noise old ladies gums make when they choke on their mushed swede in shock at being accosted in such a fashion)
1.
dude, that guy's been in the bathroom for ages
must be doing an ash

2.
OLD LADY TWAT
you're such an ash, man

Doing an Ashley 

1. The act of screwing something up, to the extent that is absolutely fucking beyond comprehension.

2. To produce a bowel movement so insidious, that it both clogs the toilet and stinks the fuck out of the place.

Named after Mike Ashley, the rotund owner of Newcastle United FC. Known universally for making a complete cock of himself, and providing entertainment for the sporting world. But obviously not the fans of Newcastle. Known for very bad decisions and for resembling a steaming pile of shite.

See also "ashley".
1. Guy 1: "In Vegas, I bet all my companies assets on red and lost. I picked up a hooker and now have the clap. I was arrested and puked on a cop. They found a bag of coke in my pocket, a bloodied knife, and tomorrow I'm due in front of the judge."

Guy 2: "You're fucked. You've been doing an Ashley again"

2. "Last night I drank a shit load of beer and ate a really spicy curry. Don't go in that toilets for a while as I've been doing an Ashley in there."
Doing an Ashley by ToonArmyMIA December 12, 2010
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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