Dog Fisting

When engaging in sexual intercourse you use your hand and mimic a dog as if doing a shadow puppet. Then proceed to insert your middle and ring finger in the vagina and your pinky and your partner's anus with a back and forth motion like you're hitting a punching bag.

(for enhanced experience you can imitate the barking/howl of a dog. While opening and closing its mouth with your hand)

Guy1: bro you wouldn't imagine what I did last night
Guy2: what's that?
Guy1: me and my girl were having sex and I started dog fisting her ruff ruff mf!!!

by Zae2live August 5, 2023

Competitive Dog Fisting

Competitive Dog Fisting, or CDF, is a term used when a group of people begin randomly competing over something meaningless, using a lot of effort. If it's all in the name of good fun, it's just Dog Fisting.

You see those idiots? Competitive Dog Fisting over a spot in a frozen yogurt line.

by Competitive Doog Fister June 15, 2017

Dog fissing

This expression means that someone does not know anything about a subject but still gives his opinion.

Someone told me that the corona virus is a myth, but I think this is such a dog fissing

by Yokzy May 31, 2020

Dogfishing

Putting pictures on a dating website of you and a cute dog, (that is not yours) to attract the attention of the opposite sex. Its like catfishing but with dogs.

Your dog is so cute you should let me playbwith it and than we should hook up.

Thats not my dog.

Shitttt that dude was dogfishing.

by Dickwine October 4, 2018

Dogfishing

The act of intentionally unleashing (although feigning it occurred by accidentally) an adorable dog upon a group of unsuspecting, attractive, and easily susceptible single males or females to lure in (hook) an attractive guy or girl to attempt to catch the loose dog thereby creating a seemingly impromptu introduction that will hopefully lead to a first date with the unsuspecting party.

Joe: Hey, where's Mark at?!? I thought he was coming to watch the game?
Julio: Oh no, he took his dog Bear to the beach to go dogfishing.
Joe: Dogfishing?!? What's that?
Julio: Oh that's when he takes her to a crowded part of beach with tons of attractive ladies then he pretends that she somehow got off her leash as she runs towards the pack of women and they try to catch her.
Joe: Damn! That's pretty ingenious level shit right there....does it ever work?!?
Julio: Oh yeah, he met his first two wives dogfishing. Chicks always bite for adorable puppies.
Joe: Man, I got to get a dog!!!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Dogfishing

When you put a photo of your dog on an online dating profile in the hopes of improving your chances of securing a mate. Dogfishing is even more dog-fishy when the photo is of the dog as a puppy, though the aforementioned dog is now a full-grown adult and not nearly as cute or as likely to encourage potential mates to consider the dogfisher as a partner.

That girl asked Bernard how old his puppy was after seeing a photo of his dog on Tinder - little did she know, he was dogfishing and the dog was now 3 years old.

by triceratop July 4, 2021