Kettle Dodger 

Someone in the workplace who always makes sure they arrive later than everyone else to the break room so they don't have to be the person who makes tea/coffee for everyone

You know Graham? Yeah he's a classic kettle dodger!

Kettle Dodger by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger May 12, 2016

Kettle Dodger 

Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone

- Have you ever seen Graham make the tea?
- No mate, he's a classic kettle dodger

Kettle Dodger by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger August 2, 2016