dodec

a something-something that nobody gives any fux about.

This knowledge awards people free chipotle

AH: "A dodec is a metaphysical object with a very high specific gravity. It's primary use is being dropped"

Me: I don't care... you should give me free chipotle

by slingerofdix November 19, 2013

Dodeccing

To expel all bodily fluids at once. (Like tripling, but times 4) Cannot be partaken by men unless the piss/cum flap has been removed.

e.g. Oh shit, he's dodeccing all over the carpet. That'll take ages to clean up.

by Mr. CheeryO February 04, 2011

Dodeccing

A series of short 'pop' like farts that come out in multiples of a high number eg dodecahedron - 10 sided shape

omg it was so embarassing I was banana buffing on webcam and i let a dodec slip! I've been dodeccing all day its like an egg buffet in here!

by Bruno Groveson January 04, 2011

Dodec of Death

A hollow dodecahedron that will single-handedly decide the fate of anyone who dares to reach their hand inside. The two outcomes are death or marriage.

The class could not be more ready for the Dodec of Death.

by JamThoPol February 13, 2019

Dodecing

Spending time with your girlfriend when your mates want to see you.

"Hey bro want to come to the concert on Friday?"

"Na sorry man, I'm Dodecing"

by PetoneCobb March 20, 2013