Docking Failure

When A Man Shits Into Another Persons Asshole And Tries To Insert His Penis And Is Unable To Do

Hey Buddy How’d It Go With Your Date
Not Well Dad, She Didn’t Really Like That Docking Failure Move You Taught Me

by macadeliusthemagical January 22, 2024

mountain docking

When skiing with a friend and your skis get intertwined. Is considered legally binding marriage if it happens on a Sunday in Canada.

I didn't fall today unless you count the mountain docking incident with Andrew.

by notryan0rz October 27, 2017

Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking

The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.

by Hexxidecimal7 December 07, 2024

Ha-docking

Sucking on a large bearded sailor's nipples.

Ewan was ha-docking Rishi while he did bicep curls in his back garden.

by Bozmund April 16, 2020

Dry Dock

verb VULGAR SLANG
gerund or present participle: dry docking - simulate sexual intercourse with (someone). More specifically, simulating anal sex.

Since my mast was too big for the slip, we had to dry dock.

by Captain Jermaine October 08, 2018

Dry dock

Taking a crap with a turd so long it comes out of the water and lays on the side of the bowl.

I took a shit so big I dry docked that turd.

by Jay Bird 42 February 23, 2025

dock gobbler

A person who works on the dock who works in logistics and receives inventory and exports goods.

What profession are you in? I’m a dock gobbler. I’m do shipping and receiving on the dock.

by 420D-Portkid December 21, 2022