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do tell means Please tell me; I want to know; please tell me what you know.
Mary and James are breaking up? Do tell.
do tell by abctutor14 March 18, 2014
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When you start telling a story and then realize you've gone too far...then you hear those famous 2 words from the other person..."Do Tell"...basically, you know you've stepped over the line and shared way too much information..and are in deep shit!!
OMG , Billy, I saw your girl last night at the club and she was all over me and my homeboy. Dude, she was all messed up!!
Then you hear...."Do Tell"
Do Tell by ktone May 24, 2018

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Fuck you I won't do what you tell me 

The greatest song lyric of all time. From Rage Against The Machines "Killing In The Name Of."
Best used when shouted 16 times in a row at the nearest authority figure.
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

MOTHERFUCKER!

fuck you i won't do what you tell me 

a phrase in the song killing in the name by rage against the machine one of the most awesomest hard awesome erect bands in the universe. it's said 16 times and in the music vid the lead says it to a bouncer or a cop or a security dude like a bajillion times and then he calms down.

it's a seriously hardcore phrase, and most punk rocker peeps use the phrase every second of their life. practically.

also it's what you say when your teacher tells you to do something, or if you girlfriend suggests that you stop touching her cheek.
1)

Mom: Hey, Caleb, take out the trash!
Caleb: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Mom: Umm... okay....

2)
Jacob: Excuse me, but would you mind closing your legs Shawn Johnson That smell of tuna is really getting to me.
Shawn Johnson: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!"
Jacob: What the hell are you talking about? I just asked you to close your legs!

3)
Jason: Hey Erin you're hawttt
Erin: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Jason: That just makes perfect sense, anyway, i'm gonna touch your cheek.

do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss 

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed
when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

don't tell me what to do 

a phrase meant as a joke to dispute pleasantries, that makes your significant other very irritated with you.
1.Boyfriend:Have a good day, babe.
You: don't tell me what to do!

2.BoyFriend: Kiss me baby!
You: don't tell me what to do!
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