Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.
A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
A repeated performance of anal intercourse immediately after an initial session of anal intercourse with the same partner.
After Tim fucked Mary in the ass, she was thankful for the extra lubrication that his first jizz load provided when he surprisingly climbed back on for a dirty do-over.
by Sadie Salacious January 10, 2014
by Fedfan22 May 18, 2018
This is a subtype of doing a solid wherein the favor/task involved is for one reason or another shady either by legality, public perception, or both.
The one who requests a Giuliani and the one who acts out (or attempts) the Giuliani request may have different levels of understanding of exactly how nefarious the deed being done is or what the consequences might be as the Giuliani frequently arises in dont-ask-dont-tell scenarios. All that is necessary to qualify as a Giuliani is that both parties understand that the request is nefarious.
The one who requests a Giuliani and the one who acts out (or attempts) the Giuliani request may have different levels of understanding of exactly how nefarious the deed being done is or what the consequences might be as the Giuliani frequently arises in dont-ask-dont-tell scenarios. All that is necessary to qualify as a Giuliani is that both parties understand that the request is nefarious.
Inmate 1: Dude, can you believe what our boy did to us. He has us out Doing a Giuliani for him no questions asked, and then throws us under the bus as soon as it gets hot.
Inmate 2: Yeah man... Hurts after all these years. So much for loyalty.
Inmate 2: Yeah man... Hurts after all these years. So much for loyalty.
by Evanson December 7, 2019
ask by a woman. the answer is a lot harder then it may seem, females make zero sense
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no
Female; Do I look like a fat person
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch
female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch
female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...
by CumSlayer March 1, 2022
Jeez my mate was inside a while and looked fit as a fiddle after now he’s gone and do a rhodes! Fat cunt
by Zenoah March 16, 2022
An attractive hairstyle created for the purpose of keeping your hair out of the toilet while you're throwing up. Usually given by a hair stylist friend after a night of heavy drinking.
"Felicia, I'm tired of holding your hair. Let me give you a throw up-do. I have some bobby pins in my purse."
by pangeadream April 26, 2015