divaager
divaager by Jack Klarke April 23, 2018
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Divaagar
An Indian, keling, a great friend, a friend with special needs(retarded).
He most likely goes with the name dave or div, because anything longer he wont be able to memorize, will start a conversation or end it with a bad joke, In the end its just to put a smile on somebody's face, retarded, I feel like I said that already, He will make plans, plans that might not reach the light of day, but if it works, its for friends. Not exactly obese but chubby isnt the right word either, Dad bod sounds nice but he's more of a creepy uncle, Lets go with Dad Bod, He will try to contribute in social matters, will most likely be an Extrovert but thinks he's an Introvert. Retarded, I feel like Ive said that before, oh welp, Gives a welcoming vibe, but might come off as rude to some people.
A Natural Born Simp,
But Also A Fat Fucking Retard.
Call Chimp,
And Steal His Credit Card.
In The End He's A Friend,
A Retard.
A Guy With Many Ammends,
And Also A Retard.
Wait, I fee-
Jk Div, we are all retards
He most likely goes with the name dave or div, because anything longer he wont be able to memorize, will start a conversation or end it with a bad joke, In the end its just to put a smile on somebody's face, retarded, I feel like I said that already, He will make plans, plans that might not reach the light of day, but if it works, its for friends. Not exactly obese but chubby isnt the right word either, Dad bod sounds nice but he's more of a creepy uncle, Lets go with Dad Bod, He will try to contribute in social matters, will most likely be an Extrovert but thinks he's an Introvert. Retarded, I feel like Ive said that before, oh welp, Gives a welcoming vibe, but might come off as rude to some people.
A Natural Born Simp,
But Also A Fat Fucking Retard.
Call Chimp,
And Steal His Credit Card.
In The End He's A Friend,
A Retard.
A Guy With Many Ammends,
And Also A Retard.
Wait, I fee-
Jk Div, we are all retards
Divaagar by JebsterKnight November 23, 2021
girl grip
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
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Condiment home
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bang a you-ee
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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