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distinctively heated argument 

A valid synonym for "masturbation", usually used to bypass moderative systems.

It can also be used as a replacement for *fap*.
Yeah, so I had a distinctively heated argument last night. The opponent was very competitive, and we debated for a good hour or so, but I eventually won the argument by bringing up respectable views and opinions on the matter at hand.

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"Oh, man, that's some good porn. *has a distinctively heated argument with one's self*"
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distinctives 

Multiple characteristics or qualities that a person or thing has that differentiate it from other people or things
Each state in the United States has their own distinctives.

Every president of the United States has possessed their own individual distinctives in relation to domestic and foreign policy.
distinctives by WordWorks December 31, 2013

DistinctiveUsername 

The writer of The Love We Feel on Wattpad, aspiring comic book artist, and gamer girl.
Person 1: Who the wrote that fanfiction? It's so funny
Person 2: DistinctiveUsername did.

Sexually distinctive

The politically correct word to describe homosexuals, because “gay” applies strictly to males and “lesbian” applies strictly to females.
“I’m here, I’m queer and I got a beer!” - Mickey

“Who are you? Do you like women?” - Kent

“No, Kent. Mickey acknowledged that he’s openly gay, or sexually distinctive. I believe he was born that way.” - Robert

“Sexually distinctive? I love it! Now I’ll definitely embrace who I am as an individual.” - Mickey