Disaperiod

When you hook up with a girl and she's gone before you wake up the next morning due to the horrifying fact that she had her period in your bed.

I banged this girl last night but when I woke up she was already gone. At first I thought that was awesome but then I realized the reason why she left was because she got her period all over my sheets. Felt like that scene from the Godfather with the horse head. Never saw her again. She straight up Disaperiod.

by Stevie LaLa November 22, 2015

Disapteriorate

To Disapteriorate is to enter a state of disappearing, and evaporating, Not to be confused with vaniporize.

As Lucy Lu ran through the sprinklers, her friend Tom Cruise watched her Disapteriorate into thin air.

by Bob Kallady February 14, 2008

disapperiod

The act of hiding from one's girlfriend during a hormone-fuelled attack of PMT.

The girlfriend is about to hit rag week, so I'm going to be on my disapperiod for the next little while.

by Small Sword July 5, 2009