Dissapre 

Learn how to spell idiots

Person 1: How do make something dissapre?
Person 2: do you mean dissappear

Dissapre by BLUEiwnwis January 25, 2022

dissapear 

Someone trying to spell disappear and failing miserably

Did you really just type dissapear

dissapear by fwibblewop October 29, 2019

dissappearing panda 

A dissappearing panda is when your having sex with a girl and right after you cum you say "look a panda" and point in a different direction, quickly pull out, take off the condom and slap her in the face with it

Hey look a panda! *smack* ha they better get that dissappearing panda back to the zoo.

dissappearing panda by Devin H May 4, 2006

dissapearedapoofed 

an item that has been lost but never found again....

DUDE... during sex... MY CONDOM DISSAPEAREDAPOOFED!!!!!!

dissapearedapoofed by Bryan Williams April 20, 2005

disapressing 

A combination of disappointing and depressing. When you can't decide quite how bad something is, if it's depressing or just disappointing, call it both... disapressing.

Ryan: Yo volleyball sucked day, it was not fun.
Sean: That shit was disapressing.

disapressing by daflubbernaut123 February 19, 2010

Dissapering wizard 

When you get so repulsed by someone or something that your penis gets forced up and out of your groin so as to displace itself at least 400 miles away; as if it were a wizard from Harry Potter apparating.

Harry Potter: Last night was awful, Ron.
Ronald Weasley: Why? What happened?
Harry Potter: Moaning Myrtle showed up while I was in the restroom, and I got a serious case of the dissapering wizard.

Dissapering wizard by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. October 26, 2015

disapress 

Disappointed n Depressed together

Now I feel disapressed. I'm very disapressed about my job. You shouldn't get so disapressed about life.

disapress by Scorpio 13 December 8, 2016