the place where milions of families every year spend millions of dollars on worthles parks that have rides for kids under the age of 7
me-disney world is getting old
mom- i love disney...lets do toy story mania
me-can't we go to universal studios
mom- no
me-why
mom- cause at disney world they tell you have a magical day
mom- i love disney...lets do toy story mania
me-can't we go to universal studios
mom- no
me-why
mom- cause at disney world they tell you have a magical day
by mike-ø-friends June 13, 2010
"I welcome this kind of examination because people have got to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well I'm not a crook." -Richard Nixon, November 17, 1973 Televised press conference at Walt Disney World, Florida.
by stf_ August 03, 2005
by mickey doolz August 25, 2006
The greatest place on earth, or at least in the continental United States. A place that anyone of any age can have fun, sure it's mad expensive, but it's worth it.
Me - Hey Mom!! I want to get on Tower of Terror now!! C'mon, hurry up, move with a purpose!! This is DIsney World!!
Mom - Sade, shut up, stop acting like you're 5. We have time to get on all the rides you want to get on just wait.
Me- (mumbles)
I get really excited when we go to Disney World.
Mom - Sade, shut up, stop acting like you're 5. We have time to get on all the rides you want to get on just wait.
Me- (mumbles)
I get really excited when we go to Disney World.
by Shaday July 11, 2008
Although it's known as the happiest place on earth, it's definitely not. Whether you go to Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Hollywood Studios, or Animal Kingdom, there's screaming crying children everywhere... if you bring your own kids it's even more of hell. Basically your better off going kid free.
Person 1: I just surprised my kids with a trip to disney world we all can't wait to go!
Person 2: ha good luck it's gonna be hell
Person 1: Why would you say that
Person 2: your children will become ungrateful little brats
Person 2: ha good luck it's gonna be hell
Person 1: Why would you say that
Person 2: your children will become ungrateful little brats
by I can't think of a username 56 December 22, 2019
The world's only people trap operated by a mouse. You get overcharged for everything, but have so much fun in the process that by the time you realise you don't have enough money to eat for the rest of your pitiful vacation, you've already starved.
by Meh. Go away. April 04, 2005
The only place on earth where 13 year olds can kick the nuts of a man in a mouse suit and get away with it
The creepy ass mouse: hey kid
13 year old boy: (kicks mouses nuts)
The creepy ass mouse: (trying not to cry) have fun
Disney world: international hellhole or kicking grown men’s balls
13 year old boy: (kicks mouses nuts)
The creepy ass mouse: (trying not to cry) have fun
Disney world: international hellhole or kicking grown men’s balls
by Pocycat 1 January 26, 2020