Disembath 

To get out of the bath

My fingers are all shriveled and the water's gone cold. I think it's time to disembath

Disembath by Jimbob93 July 1, 2020

disembarkation 

Something an Air Host/Hostess will say when leaving a plane to sound intelligent.

“I'm sorry passengers, you will need to wait before your disembarkation due to another plane on the tarmac”

disembarkation by Lanslide March 16, 2010

Disembation 

To masturbate with one's severed limb. The removal of said limb can occur by any means; be it natural disaster, self-mutilation, or mutilation by others. Also can be referred to as an extreme "Stranger".

Crub: I heard after James Franco severed his arm in 127 hours he decided to masturbate with it.
Demecs: Yeah, he chose disembation over masturbation.
Crub: Good choice!

Disembation by ROVR March 17, 2011

Disembark 

In the financial world this is used to describe the termination of an ongoing relationsip with a customer. This replaces “exiting the relationship,” as it simply sounds more pleasant, or as George Carlin might have playfully contrasted the terms, you ‘disembark’ a cruise ship but ‘exit’ a fire drill.

Mister Stockton’s account remained in overdraft so we disembarked.

Disembark by Sharp Pencils November 11, 2017

Disembattery 

To remove the battery from an item which produces irritating sound.

Andy threatened to disembattery Marie's musical Bagpuss toy.

Disembattery by BagpussLover January 29, 2010

Disembarch 

Phoneticly-Dhis-ehm-barch

DISEMBARCH (n.) 'To dismantle for the purposes of leaving'

Will they disembarch my bed before we move?

Disembarch by Grant Gage September 16, 2022

disembarch 

DISEMBARCH (n.) 'To dismantle for the purposes of leaving'

Will they disembarch my bed when we move?

disembarch by Grant Gage September 17, 2022