When a little Asian hides in the bushes spanking his wang jumps out at unsuspecting young guys screaming "Rice, rice baby" while slinging oriental love juice on the them.
Cop: "Are you alright sir?"
Spring breaker: "What the hell happened?"
Cop: "Well it looks like when you were leaving the strip club you got a Dirty Tao."
Spring breaker: "Dam! Not again."
Spring breaker: "What the hell happened?"
Cop: "Well it looks like when you were leaving the strip club you got a Dirty Tao."
Spring breaker: "Dam! Not again."
by Geoshaman September 20, 2016
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