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dirty stack 

A stack of poker chips containing mostly all of the same color or denomination, with a chip or two of a smaller denomination mixed somewhere in the middle, creating an "unclean" stack of a normally even amount. Typically found after scooping a huge take of some superdonk's money and quickly stacking your massive loot. Commonly accompanied by a loud, audible "SHIP IT!"
Dealer: Player, you've got a dirty stack 5th from the right.
Player: Which stack?
Dealer: 5th from the right, that stack of blacks has a green chip in the middle.
Player: Which stack of blacks?
Dealer: The 5th from the right
Player: This one?
Dealer: No, next to it
Player: This one?
Dealer: No, two more over
Player: Oh I see it
Dealer: Give it here I'll color you up to purples
Player: Ship it.
dirty stack by mcchris July 1, 2008
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Dirty Sack Stamp 

When you take a steaming dump in a pillow case (sack) and then smack an unknowing victim across the face leaving them utterly speechless.
Aaron was walking in from work when I surprised him with a Dirty Sack Stamp to the face.

dirty sack of spuds 

A man with big upper body and small legs with a shit name like "damo"
Damnian Lang you look like a dirty sack of spuds
dirty sack of spuds by Dirty Pablo September 23, 2017

Dirty sack 

It’s what someone tell you they have world war 4 up there anus when you guys are watching Teletubbies
1: hey want to watch porn?
2: nah I’m feeling a dirty sack with my girl
Dirty sack by Bitch sticks April 14, 2020

Sack chasing dirty butt 

Sack chasing dirty butt a hoe that does sexual favors for dope and follows the dope man around
There's that sack chasing dirty butt sucking dick while riding with the man

sackfull of dirty buttholes 

a stench that cannot be covered with conventional hygiene methods; odoriferous pungence that overwhelms the noses of everyone within the room. Body odor as a result of poor wiping after defecation.
"Bob, I wish you would bleach yourself, You smell like a sackfull of dirty buttholes

dumber than a sack of dirty underwear 

Can be said about someone seriously lacking brain activity.
Me- You'll never believe what Lil Kurt did today!
Evil Tim- What did he do? Did he try to marry a donkey again?
Me- No, it's even more idiotic than that... the boy tried to launch himself into orbit by supergluing some Roman Candles to his butt! He's in the hospital now for severe rectal burns.
Evil Tim- Man, he's dumber than a sack of dirty underwear...