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Dirty smiley 

A dirty smiley is when you flick a lighter and heat it up till it's really hot then press it to your skin till it cools off and it leaves a scar that looks like part of a smiley face.
"Oh dude that dirty smiley is cool as fuck" "I know man it hurt like a bitch though"
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dirty smiley 

After fucking some random chick in the ass you take the used condom and place it in you buddies mouth. Pour the seman in his mouth then wipe rest of seman on upper lip...
Man my roommate is mad at me cuz last night i fucked this chick and gave him a dirty smiley
dirty smiley by bombers73 April 9, 2009

Dirty Sanchez emotikon/smiley 

;{o For a quick and fast way to tell your friends about the dirty sanchez without actually writing it. Very helpful in office or other professional situations.
Brett: So what happened with those girls last night?
Chester: I totally gave the Penley sisters the ;{o (Dirty Sanchez emotikon/smiley)
Brett: You're kidding?
Chester: Nope, gave them both the ;{o (Dirty Sanchez emotikon/smiley)

Dirty sileye 

When you’re Netflix and chilling and she slowly puts the remote up your ass whilst you’re eating cold pizza .
“Yooooooo we had a dirty sileye yesterday in McDonald’s

Dirty sileye 

When you’re Netflix and chilling and she slowly shoves the remote up your ass whilst eating cold pizza
Yoooo she gave me a dirty sileye in Best Buy yesterday

dirty smile

similar to the french pastel but you draw a smiley face on the vag with poop then make out with it
that dirty smile we did last night was awesome
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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