Dirty Myles
When you fuck your friends dog and film it and post it on the hub under bbc watch it ever night buts into a glass and force your teacher to drink it
Dirty Myles by Fortnite border control January 6, 2021
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dirty myles
Did you read your texts this morning from Karen? Girl's Dirty Myles must have been good! It took almost an hour to read through all her messages!
dirty myles by Blue B'ler March 9, 2020
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Dirty Myles
A dirty Myles is when you shove 5 dildos up your ass and a toothpick in your dick and jerk off. As your jerking goes on your boyfriend walks in and licks your face.
Dirty Myles by Erawr;) April 25, 2021
dirty miles
pov: you and shrek are in the middle of a good time ;) and he says he needs to poop. you smile excitedly and open your mouth to prepare. he sits over you as you beg him to go until he finally takes a phat shit in your mouth. you moan in pleasure.
(psa: my name is miles so i’m calling myself out here)
(psa: my name is miles so i’m calling myself out here)
dirty miles by shrekdaddy555 April 14, 2020
dirty molester
A Dirty molester is one of those average molesters with dirty qualities. Typically into sexual harassment. Guys they just want some love.
Barbra : Wow David, I never knew you had an uncle with such audacity
David: yes indeed, he is a dirty molester!
David: yes indeed, he is a dirty molester!
dirty molester by Crustyhand November 15, 2019
Dirty Miles
A dirty Miles is when you fail math class and decide to fuck your math teacher then shit cum out her mouth.
Dirty Miles by curse you timmy turner March 2, 2022
Dirty Miles
When you get with your best friend's ex then take them in car rides to leisure centre car parks. You cum in her mouth, clamp it shut tell her you have an STD, and your baby juice comes flying out her nose. Take out your competition by letting them crash their car while going 'under' the speed limit.
Dirty Miles by BigFatSexyBoy69420 April 26, 2023
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