dirty maurice

A Dirty Maurice is one who is a freak in the bed but seems so innocent outside of it. Will rock your world... sometimes best of both worlds. Someone you want to go back to and always talking about.

I can’t believe he left me with a dirty Maurice. I can’t stop thinking about him.

by Online Guru June 8, 2020

Dirty maurice

The act of sticking your dick into a pencil sharpener and then writing with it

Ima hit a dirty maurice rq cuz i don’t have a pencil

by datn1bba October 18, 2022

dirty mauricio

the act of taking any mexican fast food, extracting the grease, hosing it up a man's penis and/or anus and using a straw to suck out the contents, all while masturbating to a mariachi band's gay orgy.

I am gonna pull a dirty mauricio tonight for my bf! ;)

by ThatKGuy November 24, 2014

Dirty Maurie

When you are telling a sex joke to your parents and then a kidnapper come in and you dad kills him with his dick gun by really powerful cum bullet.

I just experienced a dirty Maurie. I didn’t know my dads cock was that big!

by Maurieeeeeeeee May 27, 2020